Go to McDonalds and ask for directions to Burger King...
"Lalalalalalalalalalalalala." I stare out the front of the car window, into the whiteness of the snow. "Will you ever shut up?" I hear from behind me. "No! LALALALALA! JUST KEEP TALKING, JUST KEEP TALKING!" I hear a long, loud sigh. I'm officially satisfied . I think, replaying the sigh over and over again.
"I'm hungry." I say, rubbing my stomach, talking to no one specific. "Well, can't we get some Burger King?" I turn around and Bob is still staring at his gameboy. "Bob. I'm 17, how am I supposed to remember where it is?" He rolls his eyes and glances out the window. "We should ask for directions..." Well, I guess so... I flipped around the car and slid into the parking lot of McDonalds. "Bob, you stay here, I'm going to ask for directions." I say, slamming the door shut.
I saunter into the room, and glare at everyone in the room. There is a crowd of kids in the corner of the room, chatting and snacking on Chicken Nuggets. There is a group of old men laughing about something in the 40's, and a gang of men with Jerseys on, replaying the superbowl on a smart phone.
I finally get to the front of the line, a young woman standing behind the counter. "How can I help you?" I hesitate. "I'm looking for directins to.." "The bathrooms right over there sweetie." I shake me head and roll my eyes. "No directions to Burger King." The young girls exited look turns glum. "Well, first you head out the door and go ask someone else." She screamed, scanning my face with the price scanner. Oops.
I hop in the car and dig up my old JPS, ignoring Bob's questions behind me. Burger King. "Bob, it's right across the road!" I shout, spinning the car around to approach the parking lot of Burger King. "What do you want?" I say, scurrying through my purse. " I don't care." Bob says, his stare never leaving the light of the game boy.
I run in the room, the line alot longer then expected. Time quickly slips away, and when I'm in the front of the line, I can tell that the woman at the desk thinks I'm constipated. "What would you like?" I scanned the menu above me. "Do you still have the McFlurry?"
The End
LOLNESS
"I'm hungry." I say, rubbing my stomach, talking to no one specific. "Well, can't we get some Burger King?" I turn around and Bob is still staring at his gameboy. "Bob. I'm 17, how am I supposed to remember where it is?" He rolls his eyes and glances out the window. "We should ask for directions..." Well, I guess so... I flipped around the car and slid into the parking lot of McDonalds. "Bob, you stay here, I'm going to ask for directions." I say, slamming the door shut.
I saunter into the room, and glare at everyone in the room. There is a crowd of kids in the corner of the room, chatting and snacking on Chicken Nuggets. There is a group of old men laughing about something in the 40's, and a gang of men with Jerseys on, replaying the superbowl on a smart phone.
I finally get to the front of the line, a young woman standing behind the counter. "How can I help you?" I hesitate. "I'm looking for directins to.." "The bathrooms right over there sweetie." I shake me head and roll my eyes. "No directions to Burger King." The young girls exited look turns glum. "Well, first you head out the door and go ask someone else." She screamed, scanning my face with the price scanner. Oops.
I hop in the car and dig up my old JPS, ignoring Bob's questions behind me. Burger King. "Bob, it's right across the road!" I shout, spinning the car around to approach the parking lot of Burger King. "What do you want?" I say, scurrying through my purse. " I don't care." Bob says, his stare never leaving the light of the game boy.
I run in the room, the line alot longer then expected. Time quickly slips away, and when I'm in the front of the line, I can tell that the woman at the desk thinks I'm constipated. "What would you like?" I scanned the menu above me. "Do you still have the McFlurry?"
The End
LOLNESS